Review: Avengers: Endgame

They say all stories must come to an end. Okay, nobody really says that, which is lucky because it's not even true. There are hundreds of characters whose stories still haven't come to an end (Doc Savage? The Shadow?) and plenty more that were given an ending that didn't stick (Sherlock Holmes? Batman?). The Marvel Universe characters are never really going to die, if for no other reason than Disney paid billions of dollars for them; good luck explaining to the shareholders why you just threw [spoiler redacted] into the bin. Still, this is a pretty spectacular bin toss. Running over a doesn't-feel-like-it three hours (being split into three fairly distinct stages helps), this brings in pretty much everyone from the past and present Marvel Universe - except for Paul Bettany's Vision, who died in the previous film and is clearly this movie's Hawkeye as he doesn't even rate a single mention - for a greatest hits collection that manages to emotionally pay off th...