Review: King of Thieves

A crime film where the characters actually ask - on more than one occasion - which one of their group is the "king of thieves" (or words to that effect) is a crime film with too much time on its hands. Maybe they should have pulled out a league table with everyone ranked according to crime skills; it arguably would have been more fun than this dour adventure. But hey, look - it’s Michael Caine heading up a bunch of old school UK actors all playing criminals who pulled off a recent real-life big time diamond heist – this has got to be a must-see for fans of crime capers, right? Sadly, no; rather than being a thrilling romp – or even a tense tale of high-stakes criminality – this combines a remarkably un-thrilling heist with a collection of universally unlikable characters to create a film that takes an all-star cast (Jim Broadbent, Ray Winstone, Michael Gambon, and Charlie Cox, to name a few) and drains all the charm out of them. It's almost tempting to recommend this on ...